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January 30, 2016

Alternative Medicine Doctor on the Loose : Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi unleashes Scathing Intellectual Attack upon Top Medical College News Blogs , Amazing Scientific Health Care Journals . . . and Pompous Ethical Clinical Quackery Websites !

The Gospel According to Professor Obi: " There is a World of Total Difference between Science-Based Medicine and Science-Biased Medicine ; most especially when Clinical Medicine is actually an Advanced Form of Art (in the very first place) , rather than a (Predictable) Perfect Science."
Joseph Chikelue Obi Publicly Accuses (Non-Medically-Qualified) Quack Medicine Scientists (and Quackful Quacktitioner Bloggers) of Shamelessly Practising their very own Toxic Quackademic Blend of Obtuse Quackometric Quackology , Pseudo-Scientific Clinical Treachery and Morbid Therapeutic Qasi-Quacko-Synthesis.

Controversial Medical Quackery Expert and Holistic Clinical Wellness Visionary , Dr Joseph Obi , Formidably Lambasts Science Biased Medicine ; in Sharp Response to Alternative Medicine Critics : “ Skeptic (Health Care) Thinking is that my Ethical Role , (as Evidence Based , Professor in Chief , of the Alternative Medicine Campaign) , is Dangerous Royal News for their High Clinical Art of Science Biased , Medical Quackery.”

Top Medical Politician , Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi , has (once again) publicly challenged Science Based Medicine , (with or without Science Biased Quackery) , to ethically (and comprehensively) redefine itself ; for the Ultimate Clinical Benefit of Modern Human Society.

Responding to a rapid avalanche of intensive questions during a recent healthcare event , which was privately held in his honour, the Irrepressible Doctor Obi consistently continued to boldly lay down the Gauntlet, saying:

"First and Foremost, this is not simply just a case of Joseph Obi versus the Infallible Scientific Skeptic Cabals of Evidence Based Medicine. It is an Ethical Global Demand for Greater Professional Respect in relation to Art Based Medicine; which Science Based Medicine unfairly seems to be giving a Very (Very) Bad Name indeed.

Secondly , as Dr Joseph Chikelue Obi has previously stated on countless occasions, there is No Such Thing as Science Based Medicine in any Basic Statutory Definition of Orthodox Clinical Medicine ; anywhere in the World. If there really was , then all Relevant Scientists (irrespective of prior qualifications) would be legally required to lawfully acquire a Statutory Medical License ; before gleefully issuing their Obtuse Therapeutic Diktats and Fanciful Pharmaceutical Prescriptions. That being said , anyone who cares should additionally be duly aware that the National Medical Practitioners Regulatory Boards (and Statutory Professional Licensing Councils) throughout the Universe primarily tend to regulate the General Art of Orthodox Clinical Medicine, not necessarily it's Flatulent Scientific Minutiae.

Thirdly, Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Predominantly an Art , Not a Science. It was not Joseph Chikelue Obi who first coined the Ancient Latin Phrase of Ars Medicina (Art of Healing);from which the term Medicine was originally derived from. Medicine has never ever been a Pure Science. It is not currently a Perfect Applied Science either. By default , an Imperfect Applied Science is technically an Advanced Form of Art. Go Figure!

Fourthly, over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Evidence Based (at all). Now this is Dr Joseph Obi actually being quite generous here, since some Top Professors are actually loudly claiming that over 85% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not (Robustly) Evidence Based in any (Golden) Way, Manner, Shape, Calling or Form.

Fifthly, over 99% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Science Based (either). Show me the Evidence, if ever you think that I am wrong. But before you start to voraciously attack Prof Joseph Chikelue Obi , please calmly (and comprehensively) attempt to legally reflect upon the phrase Ars Medicina (Art of Healing) from which the term Medicine was originally derived from (ab initio). The aforementioned definition categorically came from the Glorious Medical Forefathers(very many ages ago), not me.

Sixthly, if Science Based Medicine is currently being given such Undue Worldwide Eminence ; then Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi firmly feels that it is only right (and proper) that Art Based Medicine should equally be given Appropriate International Prominence too. The fact that Science Based Medicine does not clearly understand almost everything about Art Based Medicine is not a good enough excuse for ruthlessly attempting to perpetually brand it with a Monstrously Diminished Label.

Finally, (but not exhaustively), Chikelue Obi would hereby like to loudly sound an Appropriate Public Alarm – that quite a lot of Independent Research Evidence currently suggests that a Very Huge Chunk of Science Based Medicine is not only Irredeemably Fallacious and Extremely Dangerous, but also a Major Lethal Threat to Public (and Personal) Health.

In other words , a Massive Amount of Science Based Medicine, in it's undiluted (or purest concentrated) form, strongly appears to be Potentially (and Lackadaisically) Tantamount to Scurrilous Pompous Quackery; (seemingly) , of the Highest Clinical order.”

About Doctor Joseph Obi

Often referred to as the founding father of Science Biased Medicine, Joseph Obi is a renowned International Medical Doctor who additionally doubles up as Celebrity Gossip Cartoonist with the Perez Kardashian Blog. He has also worked with several edgy political websites.

Doctor Obi was recently chosen as the first ever Professor-in-Chief by the Alternative Medicine Campaign. He is set to provisionally serve a term of 12 years, which will have him look after several key responsibilities.

The Official Profile of Professor Joseph Chikelue Obi is currently located athttps://www.linkedin.com/in/alternativemedicinedoctor , his Official FaceBook Page is currently accessible via https://www.facebook.com/professorjosephchikelueobi ; while his Official eBook Publications Store is currently sited at http://www.lulu.com/spotlight/obi

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Doctor Joseph Chikelue Obi , would clearly like to Categorically Disseminate the Following 5 Diktats :

* There is No Such Thing as Science Based Medicine in any Basic Statutory Definition of Orthodox Clinical Medicine ; anywhere in the World .

* Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Predominantly an Art , Not a Science.

* Over 75% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Evidence Based.

* Over 99% of Orthodox Clinical Medicine is Not Science Based.

* If Science Based Medicine is currently being given such Undue Eminence ; then it is only right and proper that Art Based Medicine should equally be given Appropriate Prominence too.

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Mister Anthony Joseph O'Reilly has (Finally) been Kicked Out of the Hallowed Commercial Boardroom of the Irish Independent Newspaper Consortium ; together with all of his Teeny Weeny Sprogs. For the very first time in over 40 years , there is No O'Reilly Dynasty Member at the helm of Irish Newspaper Publishing.

Miss Louise Redvers has still not got the Top (UK Chief Executive) Job which was promised to her when she infamously penned her (Now Discredited) Chronicle Hatchet Job. She is currently said to be Bitterly Simmering Away , (as a Frustrated Freelance Journalist) , somewhere within the Southern Part of Africa ; desperately hoping for a Miracle.

Search Engine Optimization (SEO) Blogger (and Freshly Recruited Scouts Mentor), Mr Tim Ireland , of Bloggerheads (and Thoughtbubble) , is still said to be Deliciously Gawping (and Profusely Salivating) over Tantalizing Topless Photographs of Joseph Chikelue Obi. Unfortunately , it (alarmingly) seems that Tim has (most definitely) not learnt any lessons (whatsoever) from his previous Multiple Sex Abuse Allegation Scandals ; since Further Sordid Accusations are Juicily Fluttering all over the World Wide Web (WWW).

Graeme Robertson Dawson Catto , Disgraced Former President of the General Medical Council (GMC) , is publicly known to have Sensationally Undergone a Qasi-Biblical Clinical Status Conversion. Apparently , Catto is now an Ardent Fan of Alternative Medicine ; with or without the Odd Little Sprinkling of Evidence Based Quackademia.

Most of the Racist Police Officers , who were gleefully sniffing around , have now been Disciplined for Corruption and other Types of Misconduct ; while one of them is even said to be working as a Kitchen Porter (Dish-Washer) in a Dingy British Restaurant. Another One is said to have a Terrifying Substance Addiction.

Unlicensed Medical Doctor , (and Failed Pensionable Psychiatrist) , Stephen Barrett of Quackwatch , has (sadly) now lost almost everything that he owns ; and was duly denounced by Top American Jurists to be a Highly Unreliable Liar and an Utterly Irredeemable Fraudster (i.e A Quackbuster Turned Quack !).

Finally , the (Clinically Unqualified) Quackometer Blog Owner Andy Lewis , is (presently & rightfully) being shunned by Growing Numbers of Previous Major Donors and Supporters ; most of who (wisely) do not want anything whatsoever to do with his (Nefarious) Racist (& Xenophobic) Activities. He is now secretly rumoured to be seeking Emergency Network Funding from Ardent Pharmaceutical Devotees of SIMILAR ILK to the Ku Klux Klan (KKK).

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