Dr Obi | Title of the Moment 1000001 (A Million and One) Amazing Aristocratic Titles of The Supreme High Quack , Joseph Chikelue Obi . Title Of The Second ( Please Do Not Even Bother To Keep Track Of Them ) * His Most Serene Royal Eminence | Joseph Chikelue Obi | Quackometer-in-Chief This Particular Title has been Sourced Directly from : The Hallowed Scroll of the Fountain of Honour (Fons Honorum) , Quackingham Palace , Quackopolis Square , Royal Borough of Quackingham , Postcode Q1 DUCK , Imperial Realm of the QuackoSphere . * Kindly Always Remember that , (Under International Quack Law ) , Professor Obi is Perpetually Compelled to have Duly Used Every Single One of his Aforementioned 1000001 Titles ; (At Most) Every 1000001 Seconds . *This Essentially Boils Down to an Accredited Recurring Rate of (At Least) : One Aristocratic Title Per Second. . . . So Help Him God . . .
